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2000 sms сокращений
15нояб.
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| ! | I have a comment |
| *$ | Starbucks |
| **// | it means wink wink, nudge nudge |
| ,!!!! | Talk to the hand |
| 02 | Your (or my) two cents worth, also seen as m.02 |
| 10Q | Thank you |
| 1174 | Nude club |
| 121 | One to one |
| 1337 | Elite -or- leet -or- L337 |
| 14 | it refers to the fourteen words |
| 143 | I love you |
| 1432 | I Love You Too |
| 14AA41 | One for All and All for One |
| 182 | I hate you |
| 187 | it means murder/ homicide |
| 19 | 0 hand |
| 20 | Location |
| 2B or not 2B | To Be Or Not To Be |
| [email protected] | To Be At |
| 2BZ4UQT | Too Busy For You Cutey |
| 2B~not2B | To be or not to be |
| 2DLoo | Toodle oo |
| 2G2B4G | Too Good To Be Forgotten |
| 2G2BT | Too Good To Be True |
| 2moro | Tomorrow |
| 2nite | Tonight |
| 2QT | Too Cute |
| 2U2 | To You Too |
| 303 | Mom |
| 404 | I haven’t a clue |
| 411 | Information |
| 420 | Marijuana |
| 459 | I love you |
| 4COL | For Crying Out Loud |
| 4EAE | ForEver And Ever |
| 4eva | Forever |
| 4ever | Forever |
| 4NR | Foreigner |
| 4Q | F*** You |
| 511 | Too much information |
| 53X | Sex |
| 5FS | 5 Finger Salute |
| 747 | Let’s Fly |
| 8 | Oral sex |
| 831 | I Love You |
| 86 | Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out |
| 88 | Hugs and kisses |
| 9 | Parent is watching |
| 99 | Parent is no longer watching |
| ::poof:: | I’m gone |
| <3 | it’s a heart |
| ? | I have a question |
| ?^ | Hook up? |
| @ | French equivalent of CUL8R |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day |
| A/N | Author’s Note |
| A/S/L/P | Age/Sex/Location/Picture |
| A2D | Agree to Disagree |
| A3 | Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | As A Friend -or- Always And Forever |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| AB | Ass Backwards |
| ab/abt | about |
| ABITHIWTITB | A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABK | Always Be Knolling |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ACORN | A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty person |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| addy | address |
| ADIDAS | All Day I Dream About Sex |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADM | Aye Dios Mio |
| ADN | Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now |
| ADR | Address |
| ADVD | Advised |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | As Far As I’m Concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As Far As I Can Tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIR | As Far As I Remember |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFAYC | As Far As You’re Concerned |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFDN | Any F***ing Day Now |
| AFGO | Another F***ing Growth Opportunity |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFJ | April Fools Joke |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill |
| AFPOE | A Fresh Pair Of Eyes |
| AFT | About F***ing Time |
| AFU | All F***ed Up |
| AFW | Away From Window |
| AFZ | Acronym Free Zone |
| AGB | Almost Good Bridge |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| AI | Artificial Intelligence -or- As If |
| AIAMU | And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle |
| aight | all right |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers |
| AISB | As I Said Before |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I See It |
| AITR | Adult In The Room |
| AKA or a.k.a. | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| alcon | All Concerned |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALOTBSOL | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| ALW | Ain’t Life Wonderful |
| AMA | Ask Me Anything |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible -or- As Much As Possible |
| AMBW | All My Best Wishes |
| AMF | Adios Mother F***er |
| AML | All My Love |
| AMRMTYFTS | All My Roommates Thank You For The Show |
| ANFAWFOS | And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| ANGB | Almost Nearly Good Bridge |
| AOAS | All Of A Sudden |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AON | Apropos Of Nothing |
| AOR | Agency On Record |
| AOYP | Angel On Your Pillow |
| AP | Apple Pie |
| AR | Action Required |
| AS | Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject |
| ASAFP | As Soon As F***ing Possible |
| ASAMOF | As A Matter Of Fact |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASAYGT | As Soon As You Get This |
| ASL | Age/Sex/Location |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies |
| ATAB | Ain’t That A Bitch |
| ATC | Any Two Cards |
| ATM | At The Moment -or- Asynchronous Transfer Mode -or- Automated Teller Machine |
| ATSL | Along The Same Line |
| ATST | At The Same Time |
| ATW | All The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way |
| ATWD | Agree That We Disagree |
| AUNT | And U Know This |
| AUNTM | And U Know This Man |
| AWC | After While, Crocodile |
| AWGTHTGTTA | Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again |
| AWHFY | Are We Having Fun Yet? |
| AWLTP | Avoiding Work Like The Plague |
| AWNIAC | All We Need Is Another Chair |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| AWTTW | A Word To The Wise |
| AYC | Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t You Cheeky |
| AYCE | All You Can Eat |
| AYFKMWTS | Are You F***ing Kidding Me With This Sh** |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYMM | Are You My Mother |
| AYOR | At Your Own Risk |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something |
| AYTMTB | And You’re Telling Me This Because |
| AYV | Are You Vertical? |
| B&F | Back and Forth |
| B/C | Because |
| B/W | Between |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| [email protected] or [email protected] | Back at You |
| BABY | Being Annoyed By You |
| BAC | Bad Ass Chick |
| BAG | Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAMF | Bad Ass Mother F***er |
| banana | code word for penis |
| BARB | Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB | Be Back -or- Buzzard Breath -or- Blessed Be |
| BB4N | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBAMFIC | Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBB | Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM | Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel |
| BBFN | Bye Bye for Now |
| BBIAB | Be Back In A Bit |
| BBIAF | Be Back In A Few |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBMFIC | Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge |
| BBR | Burnt Beyond Repair |
| BBS | Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BBW | Big Beautiful Woman -or- Big Black Woman |
| BC | Because |
| BCBG | Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cul Belle Geulle |
| BCBS | Big Company, Big School |
| BCNU | Be Seeing You |
| bcoz | because |
| BD | Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain |
| BDBI5M | Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes |
| BDC | Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com |
| BDN | Big Damn Number |
| BDOA | Brain Dead On Arrival |
| BDSM | Bondage, Dominance, Sadism, Masochism |
| BEG | Big Evil Grin |
| beos | Nudge |
| BF | Boyfriend -or- Best Friend |
| BFD | Big F***ing Deal -or- Big F***ing Disaster |
| BFE | Bum F*** Egypt |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever -or- Best Friend’s Funeral |
| BFFN | Best Friends For Now |
| BFFTTE | Best Friends Forever Til The End |
| BFG | Big F***ing Gun |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BFR | Big F***ing Rock |
| BG | Be Good |
| BGF | Best GirlFriend |
| BHAG | Big Hairy Audacious Goal |
| BHG | Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl |
| BHIMBGO | Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old |
| BHOF | Bald Headed Old Fart |
| BI | Business Intelligence |
| BI5 | Back In Five |
| BIBI | Bye Bye |
| BIBO | Beer In, Beer Out |
| BIF | Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget |
| BIL | Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening |
| BIO | Bring It On |
| BIOIYA | Break It Off In Your Ass |
| BION | Believe It Or Not |
| BIOYA | Blow It Out Your Ass |
| BIOYE | Blow It Out Your Ear |
| BIOYIOP | Blow It Out Your I/O Port |
| BIOYN | Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITCH | Basically In The Clear Homey |
| BITD | Back In The Day |
| BITFOB | Bring It The F*** On, Bitch |
| BJ | Blow Job |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BL | Belly Laughing |
| BLBBLB | Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird |
| Blkbry | Blackberry |
| BM | Byte Me |
| BMF | Bad Mother F***er |
| BMGWL | Busting My Gut With Laughter |
| BMOC | Big Man On Campus |
| BMOF | Bite Me Old Fart |
| BMOTA | Byte Me On The Ass |
| BMS | Baby Making Sex |
| BMW | B*tch, Moan, Whine |
| BNDN | Been Nowhere Done Nothing |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BO | Bug Off -or- Body Odor |
| BOAISY | Bend Over And I’ll Show You |
| BOB | Battery Operated Boyfriend |
| BOBFOC | Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch |
| BOCTAAE | But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions |
| BOD | Benefit of the Doubt -or- Board Of Directors |
| BOFH | Bastard Operator From Hell |
| BOHICA | Bend Over Here It Comes Again |
| BON | Believe it Or Not |
| book | it means cool |
| BOTEC | Back Of The Envelope Calculation |
| BOTL | Bra On The Loose |
| BOTOH | But On The Other Hand |
| BPLM | Big Person Little Mind |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRIC | Brazil, Russia, India, China |
| BRL | Belly Roll Laughs |
| BRO | Be Right Over |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BRUF | Big Requirements Up Front |
| BS | Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain |
| BSAAW | Big Smile And A Wink |
| BSBD&NE | Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience |
| BSEG | Big Sh** Eating Grin |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks |
| BSOD | Blue Screen of Death |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks |
| BTD | Bored To Death |
| BTDT | Been There Done That |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTFO | Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTN | Better Than Nothing |
| BTOIYA | Be There Or It’s Your Ass |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Sh** Out Of Me |
| BTTT | Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top |
| BTW | By The Way -or- Bring The Wheelchair |
| BTWBO | Be There With Bells On |
| BTWITIAILWU | By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You |
| BTYC | Better Than You Can |
| BTYD | Better Than You Do |
| BUFF | Big Ugly Fat F*** |
| buhbye | bye |
| bump | Bring Up My Post |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | But What Do I Know |
| BWI | But What If |
| BWL | Bursting With Laughter |
| BWO | Black, White or Other |
| BWTM | But Wait, There’s More |
| BYAM | Between You And Me |
| BYKI | Before You Know It |
| BYKT | But You Knew That |
| BYOA | Bring Your Own Advil |
| BYOB | Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer |
| BYOD | Bring Your Own Device |
| BYOW | Build Your Own Website -or- Bring Your Own Wine |
| BYTME | Better You Than ME |
| BZ | Busy |
| c ya | see ya |
| C&G | Chuckle and Grin |
| C-P | Sleepy |
| C-T | City |
| C/P | Cross Post |
| C/S | Change of Subject |
| C4N | Ciao For Now |
| CAAC | Cool As A Cucumber |
| CAS | Crack A Smile |
| CB | Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back |
| CBB | Can’t Be Bothered |
| CBF | Can’t Be F***ed |
| CBJ | Covered Blow Job |
| CBM | Covered By Medicare |
| CD9 | Code 9 — it means parents are around |
| CF | Coffee Freak -or- Cluster F*** |
| CFV | Call For Vote |
| CHA | Click Here Asshole |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CICO | Coffee In, Coffee Out |
| CICYHW | Can I Copy Your Home Work |
| CID | Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace |
| CIL | Check In Later |
| CINBA | Clad In Naught But Air |
| CIO | Check It Out -or- Chief Information Officer / Chief Internet Officer |
| CLM | Career Limiting Move |
| CM | Call Me |
| CMAP | Cover My Ass Partner |
| CMF | Count My Fingers |
| CMIW | Correct Me if I’m Wrong |
| CMU | Crack Me Up |
| CNP | Continued in Next Post |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| COBRAS | Come On By Right After School |
| COD | Change Of Dressing |
| Cof$ | Church of Scientology |
| CofS | Church of Scientology |
| COL | Chuckle Out Loud |
| coo | short for cool |
| COS | Change Of Subject |
| COT | Circle Of Trust |
| CPG | Consumer Packaged Goods |
| CQRT | Security |
| CRAFT | Can’t Remember A F***ing Thing |
| CRAP | Cheap Redundant Assorted Products |
| CRAT | Can’t Remember A Thing |
| CRAWS | Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh** |
| CRB | Come Right Back |
| CRBT | Crying Real Big Tears |
| CRD | Caucasian Rhythm Disorder -or- Deficiency |
| CRDTCHCK | Credit Check |
| CRS | Can’t Remember Sh** |
| CRTLA | Can’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym |
| CS | Career Suicide |
| CS&F | Cute Sexy & Funny |
| CSA | Cool Sweet Awesome |
| CSABR | Continued Success And Best Regards |
| CSL | Can’t Stop Laughing |
| CSN | Chuckle, Snicker, Grin |
| CT | Can’t Talk -or- Can’t Text |
| CTA | Call To Action |
| CTC | Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken |
| CTFD | Calm The F*** Down |
| CTFO | Come The F*** On |
| CTFU | Cracking The F*** Up |
| CTMQ | Chuckle To Myself Quietly |
| CTO | Check This Out |
| CU | See You -or- Cracking Up |
| CU46 | See You For Sex |
| CUATSC | See You At The Senior Center |
| CUATU | See You Around The Universe |
| CUL | See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CULA | See You Later Alligator |
| CUNS | See You In School |
| CUNT | See You Next Time |
| CUOL | See You OnLine |
| CUWTA | Catch Up With The Acronyms |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CX | Cancelled |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya |
| CYE | Check your Email |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYM | Check Your Mail |
| CYO | See You Online |
| CYOH | Create Your Own Happening |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| D | Dad |
| D&M | Deep & Meaningful |
| d/c | disconnected |
| d00d | dude, also seen as dood |
| da | there |
| DAMHIKT | Don’t Ask Me How I Know That |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBABAI | Don’t Be A Bitch About It |
| DBD | Don’t Be Dumb |
| DBEYR | Don’t Believe Everything You Read |
| DBMIB | Don’t Bother Me I’m Busy |
| DD | Due Diligence |
| DDAS | Don’t Do Anything Stupid |
| DDG | Drop Dead Gorgeous |
| DDSOS | Different Day, Same Old Sh** |
| def | Definitely |
| DEGT | Don’t Even Go There |
| dem | them |
| DENIAL | Don’t Even Notice I Am Lying |
| dese | these |
| DETI | Don’t Even Think It |
| dewd | dude |
| dey | they |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DFIK | Darn If I Know |
| DFLA | Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) |
| DFU | Don’t F*** Up |
| DFWLY | Don’t Forget Who Loves You |
| DGA | Don’t Go Anywhere |
| DGAF | Don’t Give A F*** |
| DGARA | Don’t Give A Rat’s Ass |
| DGT | Don’t Go There |
| DGTG | Don’t Go There Girlfriend |
| DGYF | Damn Girl You’re Fine |
| DH | Dear Husband |
| DHYB | Don’t Hold Your Breath |
| DIAF | Die In A Fire |
| DIC | Drunk In Charge |
| DIFBET | it means what’s the difference between |
| DIKU | Do I Know You? |
| DILLIGAD | Do I Look Like I Give A Damn |
| DILLIGAS | Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** |
| DINK | Double Incomes, No Kids |
| DIRFT | Do It Right the First Time |
| DISTO | Did I Say That Outloud? |
| DITR | Dancing In The Rain |
| ditto | same here |
| DITYID | Did I Tell You I’m Distressed |
| DIY | Do It Yourself |
| DJM | Don’t Judge Me |
| DKDC | Don’t Know Don’t Care |
| DL | Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link |
| DLTBBB | Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite |
| DLTM | Don’t Lie To Me |
| DM | Direct Message |
| DMI | Don’t Mention It |
| DNBL8 | Do Not Be Late |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DND | Do Not Disturb |
| DNPMPL | Damn Near Pissed My Pants Laughing |
| DOA | Dead On Arrival |
| DOC | Drug Of Choice |
| DOE | Depends On Experience |
| DOEI | Goodbye (in Dutch) |
| DORD | Department Of Redundancy Department |
| DP | Domestic Partner |
| dps | Damage Per Second |
| DPUP | Don’t Poop Your Pants |
| DQMOT | Don’t Quote Me On This |
| DQYDJ | Don’t Quit Your Day Job |
| DRB | Dirty Rat Bastard |
| DRCOWOTO | Don’t Really Care One Way Or The Other |
| DRIB | Don’t Read If Busy |
| DSTR8 | Damn Straight |
| DTC | Deep Throaty Chuckle |
| DTF | Down To F*** |
| DTRT | Do The Right Thing |
| DUI | Driving Under the Influence |
| DUM | Do You Masturbate? |
| DUNA | Don’t Use No Acronyms |
| dunno | i don’t know |
| DURS | Damn You Are Sexy |
| DUSL | Do You Scream Loud? |
| DUST | Did You See That? |
| DW | Don’t Worry |
| DW2H | Don’t Work Too Hard |
| DWB | Don’t Write Back |
| DWBH | Don’t Worry Be Happy |
| DWH | During Work Hours |
| DWI | Driving While Intoxicated |
| DWPKOTL | Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips |
| DWS | Driving While Stupid |
| DWWWI | Surfing the World Wide Web while intoxicated |
| DWYM | Does What You Mean |
| DYAC | Damn You Auto Correct |
| DYFM | Dude You Fascinate Me |
| DYHAB | Do You Have A Boyfriend? |
| DYHAG | Do You Have A Girlfriend |
| DYJHIW | Don’t You Just Hate It When… |
| DYLI | Do You Love It? |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT | Did You See The Size Of That Thing |
| E123 | Easy as One, Two, Three |
| E2HO | Each to His/Her Own |
| EABOS | Eat A Bag Of Sh** |
| EAK | Eating at Keyboard |
| EAPFS | Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks |
| ED | Erectile Dysfunction |
| EE | Electronic Emission |
| EE or EEs | Employee -or- Employees |
| effin | F***ing |
| EFT | Electronic Funds Transfer |
| EG | Evil Grin |
| EIP | Eggo Is Preggo |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| ELOL | Evil Laugh Out Loud |
| EM | Excuse Me |
| EMA | E-Mail Address |
| EMBM | Early Morning Business Meeting |
| EMFBI | Excuse Me For Butting In |
| EMFJI | Excuse Me For Jumping In |
| EMI | Excuse My Ignorance |
| EML | Email Me Later |
| EMRTW | Evil Monkey’s Rule The World |
| EMSG | E-Mail Message |
| EOD | End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion |
| EOL | End Of Life |
| EOM | End Of Message |
| EOT | End Of Thread/Text/Transmission |
| ESAD | Eat Sh** And Die |
| ESADYFA | Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole |
| ESEMED | Every Second Every Minute Every Day |
| ESFOAD | Eat Sh** F***Off And Die |
| ESG | Environmental, Social, Governance |
| ESH | Experience, Strength, and Hope |
| ESMF | Eat Sh** Mother F***er |
| ESO | Equipment Smarter than Operator |
| ETA | Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add |
| ETLA | ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) |
| ETX | End of TeXt |
| every1 | everyone |
| EVRE1 | Every One |
| EWI | E-mailing While Intoxicated |
| EZ | Easy |
| F2F | Face-to-Face, a.k.a. face time |
| F2Fmail | Face-to-Face mail |
| FAB | Features Attributes Benefits |
| FAF | Find A Friend |
| FAH | F***ing A Hot |
| FAP | F***ing A Pissed |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FASB | Fast Ass Son Bitchii |
| FATM | Foaming At The Mouth |
| FAV | Favorite |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FAWOMFT | Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time |
| FAY | F*** All Y’all |
| FB | F*** Buddy -or- FaceBook |
| FBI | F***ing Brilliant Idea -or- Female Body Inspector |
| FBKS | Failure Between Keyboard and Seat |
| FBOCD | Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| FCFS | First Come, First Served |
| FCOL | For Crying Out Loud |
| FDFF | Falling Down F***ing Funny |
| FDGB | Fall Down Go Boom |
| FE | Fatal Error |
| FEAR | Forget Everything And Run -or- Face Everything And Recover |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FF&PN | Fresh Fields and Pastures New |
| FFS | For F*** Sake |
| FGDAI | Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It |
| FIF | F*** I’m Funny |
| FIFO | First In, First Out |
| FIGJAM | F*** I’m Good Just Ask Me |
| FIGMO | F*** It Got My Orders |
| FIGS | French, Italian, German, Spanish |
| FIIK | F*** If I Know |
| FIL | Father-In-Law |
| FILF | Father I’d Like to F*** |
| FILTH | Failed In London, Try Hong Kong |
| FINE | F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional -or- F*** It Never Ends |
| FISH | First in, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill In The Blanks |
| FKM | F*** ‘Em |
| FLA | Four Letter Acronym |
| FLUID | F***ing Look it Up, I Did |
| FML | F*** My Life |
| FMLTWIA | F*** Me Like The Whore I Am |
| FMTYEWTK | Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know |
| FMUTA | F*** Me Up The Ass |
| FNG | F***ing New Guy |
| FO | F*** Off |
| FOAD | F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAG | F*** Off And Google |
| fob | the name for a tool, or form of ID |
| FOC | Free of Charge |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOGC | Fear Of Getting Caught |
| FOL | Fond of Leather |
| FOMC | Fell Off My Chair |
| FOMCL | Falling Off My Chair Laughing |
| FOMO | Fear Of Missing Out |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge |
| FOS | Full Of Sh** |
| FOUO | For Official Use Only |
| FPO | For Placement Only |
| FRED | F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device |
| FS | For Sale |
| FSBO | For Sale By Owner |
| FSR | For Some Reason |
| FSU | F*** Sh** Up |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTBOMH | From The Bottom Of My Heart |
| FTC | Failure To Communicate |
| FTE | Full Time Employee |
| FTF | F*** That’s Funny -or- Face To Face |
| FTFOI | For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FTLOG | For The Love Of God |
| FTN | F*** That Noise |
| FTR | For The Record |
| FTRF | F*** That’s Really Funny |
| FTTB | For The Time Being |
| FTW | For The Win -or- F*** The World |
| FU2 | F*** You Too |
| FUB | Fat Ugly Bastard |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or Repair) |
| FUBB | F***ed Up Beyond Belief |
| FUBYOYO | F*** You Buddy You’re On Your Own |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation |
| FUJIMO | F*** You Jack I’m Movin’ On |
| FUM | F***ed Up Mess |
| FUMF | Fat Ugly Mother F***er |
| FUPA | Fat Upper Pussy Area |
| FURTB | Filled Up and Ready To Burst |
| FUW | F*** You World -or- F*** You Weirdo |
| FWB | Friends With Benefits |
| FWD | Forward |
| FWIW | For What It’s Worth -or- Forgot Where I Was |
| FWOT | F***ing Waste Of Time |
| FYA | For Your Amusement |
| FYC | For Your Consideration |
| FYE | For Your Edification |
| FYEO | For Your Eyes Only |
| FYF | From Your Friend |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYIFV | F*** You I’m Fully Vested |
| FYLTGE | From Your Lips To Gods Ears |
| FYM | For Your Misinformation |
| FYSBIGTBABN | Fasten Your Seat Belts It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night |
| G | Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle |
| G1 | Good One |
| G2G | Got to Go |
| G2GLYS | Got To Go Love Ya So |
| G4I | Go For It |
| G4N | Good For Nothing |
| GA | Go Ahead |
| GAB | Getting A Beer |
| GAFL | Get A F***ing Life |
| GAFYK | Get Away From Your Keyboard |
| GAGFI | Gives A Gay First Impression |
| GAHOY | Get A Hold Of Yourself |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little |
| GALHER | Get A Load of Her |
| GALHIM | Get A Load of Him |
| GANB | Getting Another Beer |
| GAP | Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People |
| GAS | Got A Second? |
| gawd | God |
| GB | Good Bridge |
| GBG | Great Big Grin |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBTW | Get Back To Work |
| GC | Good Crib |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GD&RF | Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast |
| GDI | God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent |
| GDW | Grin, Duck and Wave |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GFF | Go F***ing Figure |
| GFI | Go For It |
| GFN | Gone For Now |
| GFON | Good For One Night |
| GFR | Grim File Reaper |
| GFTD | Gone For The Day |
| GFY | Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself |
| GFYMF | Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er |
| GG | Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling |
| GGA | Good Game All |
| GGGG | God, God, God, God |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GGOH | Gotta Get Out of Here |
| GGP | Gotta Go Pee |
| GGPBL | Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low |
| GGY | Go Google Yourself |
| GHM | God Help Me |
| GI | Google It |
| GIC | Gift In Crib |
| GIDK | Gee I Don’t Know |
| GIGATT | God Is Good All The Time |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GILF | Grandmother I’d Like to F*** |
| GIST | Great Ideas for Starting Things |
| GIWIST | Gee, I Wish I’d Said That |
| GJ | Good Job |
| GJP | Good Job Partner |
| GL | Good Luck -or- Get Lost |
| GLA | Good Luck All |
| GLB | Good Looking Boy |
| GLBT | Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender |
| GLG | Good Looking Girl |
| GLGH | Good Luck and Good Hunting |
| GLYASDI | God Loves You And So Do I |
| GM | Good Morning -or- Good Move |
| GMAB | Give Me A Break |
| GMAFB | Give Me A F***ing Break |
| GMILY | Good Morning I Love You |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTA ASDO | Great Minds Think Alike, And So Do Ours |
| GMTFT | Great Minds Think For Themselves |
| GN | Good Night |
| gn8 | good night |
| GNBLFY | Got Nothing But Love For You |
| GNOC | Get Naked On Cam |
| GNS | GangNam Style |
| GNSD | Good Night Sweet Dreams |
| GOB | Game On B*tcheeez |
| GOI | Get Over It |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| GOL | Giggling Out Loud |
| GOLF | Grateful Of Lovely Family -or- Friends |
| GOOD job | Get Out Of Debt job |
| GOS | Gay Or Straight |
| GOTDPWYD | Get Off The Damn Phone While You’re Driving |
| GOWI | Get On With It |
| GOYHH | Get Off Your High Horse |
| GQMF | Gentleman’s Quarterly Mother F***er |
| GR&D | Grinning Running & Ducking |
| GR2BR | Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish |
| GR8 | Great |
| GRAS | Generally Recognized As Safe |
| gratz | Congratulations |
| GROBR | Good Riddance Of Bad Rubbish |
| grrlz | girls, also seen as grrl |
| GRRR | Growling |
| GSC | Gimme Some Credit |
| GSOAS | Go Sit On A Snake |
| GSOH | Good Sense Of Humor |
| GSW | Gun Shot Wound |
| GSYJDWURMNKH | Good Seeing You, Just Don’t Wear Your Monkey Hat |
| GT | Good Try |
| GTASC | Going To A Strip Club |
| GTFO | Get The F*** Out |
| GTFOOH | Get The F*** Out Of Here |
| GTG | Got To Go |
| GTGB | Got To Go Bye |
| GTGP | Got To Go Pee |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTK | Good To Know |
| GTM | Giggle To Myself |
| GTRM | Going To Read Mail |
| GTS | Google That Sh** |
| GTSY | Glad To See You |
| GUD | Geographically UnDesirable |
| guvment | government, also seen as guvmint, gumint |
| GWI | Get With It |
| GWOT | Glorified Waste Of Time |
| GWS | Get Well Soon |
| GYHOOYA | Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass |
| GYPO | Get Your Pants Off |
| H&K | Hugs and Kisses |
| h/o | Hold On |
| h/p | Hold Please |
| H2S | Here To Stay |
| H4U | Hot For You |
| H4XX0R | Hacker -or- To Be Hacked |
| H9 | Husband in room |
| HADVD | Have Advised |
| hag1 | have a good one |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | Have A Good Night |
| HAGO | Have A Good One |
| hahaha | it means laughing |
| HAK | Hugs And Kisses |
| HAND | Have a Nice Day |
| HAR | Hit And Run |
| HAWTLW | Hello And Welcome To Last Week |
| HAY | How Are You? |
| HB | Hurry Back |
| HBASTD | Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig |
| HBB | Hip Beyond Belief |
| HBIB | Hot But Inappropriate Boy |
| HBIC | Head Bitch In Charge |
| HBO | Helping a Brother Out |
| HBU | How Bout You? |
| HCC | Holy Computer Crap |
| HD | Hold |
| HDGFS | How Does Get F***ed Sound? |
| HF | Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith |
| HHFO | Hell Has Frozen Over |
| HHH | Hip Hip Hooray |
| HHIS | Hanging Head In Shame |
| HHO1/2K | Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding |
| HHOJ | Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha Ha, Only Kidding |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| Hi 5 | High Five |
| HIG | How’s It Going? |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | Help, I’m Out Of Coffee |
| HITAKS | Hang In There And Keep Smiling |
| HMFIC | Head MOFO In Charge |
| HMU | Hit Me Up |
| HNTI | How Nice That/This Is |
| HNTW | How Nice That Was |
| HNY | Happy New Year |
| HO | Hang On -or- Hold On |
| HOHA | HOllywood HAcker |
| HOIC | Hold On, I’m Coming |
| HOT PIC | Hot Picture, as in sexy or naked |
| HOYEW | Hanging On Your Every Word |
| HP | Higher Power |
| HPOA | Hot Piece Of Ass |
| HPPO | Highest Paid Person in Office |
| HSIAB | Haven’t Seen It All Before |
| HSIK | How Should I Know |
| HT | Hi There -or- Hat Tip |
| HTB | Hang The Bastards |
| HTH | Hope This (or That) Helps |
| HTNOTH | Hit The Nail On The Head |
| HU | Hook Up |
| HUA | Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged |
| HUD | How You Doing? |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| huh | what |
| HUYA | Head Up Your Ass |
| HWGA | Here We Go Again |
| hx | it means history -or- hospital |
| I 1-D-R | I Wonder |
| I <3 I | I Love It |
| I <3 U | I Love You |
| i h8 it | i hate it |
| I&I | Intercourse & Inebriation |
| I-D-L | Ideal |
| IAC | In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares |
| IAE | In Any Event |
| IAGTKOM | I Ain’t Got That Kind Of Money |
| IAITS | It’s All In The Subject |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANADBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV |
| IANAE | I Am Not An Expert |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANNNGC | I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties |
| IASAP4U | I Always Say A Prayer For You |
| IAT | I Am Tired |
| IAW | I Agree With -or- In Accordance With |
| IAYM | I Am Your Master |
| IBGYBG | I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone |
| IBIWISI | I’ll Believe It When I See It |
| IBK | Idiot Behind Keyboard |
| IBRB | I’ll Be Right Back |
| IBT | In Between Technology |
| IBTC | Itty Bitty Titty Committee |
| IBTD | I Beg To Differ |
| IBTL | In Before The Lock |
| IC | Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICBWICBM | It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me |
| ICIHICPCL | I Can’t Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less |
| ICW | I Can’t Wait |
| ICYC | In Case You’re Curious -or- In Case You Care |
| ICYMI | In Case You Missed It |
| ID | IDentification |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDC | I Don’t Care |
| IDGAD | I Don’t Give A Damn |
| IDGAF | I Don’t Give A F*** |
| IDGARA | I Don’t Give A Rats Ass |
| IDGI | I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved |
| IDIFTL | I Did It For The Lulz |
| IDK | I Don’t Know |
| IDK, my BFF Jill | I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill |
| IDKABTT | I Don’t Know About That |
| IDKY | I Don’t Know You |
| IDM | It Doesn’t Matter |
| IDRK | I Don’t Really Know |
| IDST | I Didn’t Say That |
| IDTA | I Did That Already |
| IDTBBF | I Deserve To Be Blown First |
| IDTS | I Don’t Think So |
| IDWTUB | I Don’t Want To Upset You But |
| IEF | It’s Esther’s Fault |
| IF/IB | In the Front -or- In the Back |
| IFAB | I Found A Bug |
| IFU | I F***ed Up |
| IGGP | I Gotta Go Pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IGWS | It Goes Without Saying |
| IGWST | It Goes Without Saying That |
| IGYHTBT | I Guess You Had To Be There |
| IHA | I Hate Acronyms |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNC | I Have No Clue |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place |
| IHU | I Hear You |
| IIABDFI | If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It |
| IIIO | Intel Inside, Idiot Outside |
| IIMAD | If It Makes Any Difference |
| IINM | If I’m Not Mistaken |
| IIR | If I Remember -or- If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly |
| IIT | Is It Tight? |
| IITLYTO | If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old |
| IITM | It’s In The Mail |
| IITYWIMWYBMAD | If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IITYWYBMAD | If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink |
| IIWII | It Is What It Is |
| IIWM | If It Were Me |
| IJ | Inside Joke |
| IJPMP | I Just Pissed My Pants |
| IJS | I’m Just Saying… |
| IJWTK | I Just Want To Know |
| IJWTS | I Just Want To Say |
| IKALOPLT | I Know A Lot Of People Like That |
| IKR | I Know, Right? |
| IKWYM | I Know What You Mean |
| IKYABWAI | I Know You Are But What Am I? |
| ILA | I Love Acronyms |
| ILF/MD | I Love Female/Male Dominance |
| ILI | I Love It |
| ILICISCOMK | I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard |
| ILMJ | I Love My Job |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILUAAF | I Love You As A Friend |
| ILY | I Love You |
| ILY2 | I Like/Love You Too |
| IM | Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message |
| IM2BZ2P | I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee |
| IMA | I Might Add |
| IMAO | In My Arrogant Opinion |
| IMCO | In My Considered Opinion |
| IME | In My Experience |
| IMEZRU | I Am Easy, Are You? |
| IMFAO | In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion |
| IMGC | I Might Get Caught |
| IMHEIUO | In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion |
| IMHIF | I Move How I Feel |
| IMHO | In My Humble Opinion |
| IMJS | I’M Just Saying |
| IMML | I Make Myself Laugh |
| IMNERHO | In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOO | In My Own Opinion |
| IMOWHA | I Made Out With Him/Her Anyway |
| IMPOV | In My Point Of View |
| IMR | I Mean Really |
| IMRU | I Am, Are You? |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| INBD | It’s No Big Deal |
| INMP | It’s Not My Problem |
| INNW | If Not Now When? |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| INUCOSM | It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk |
| IOH | I’m Outta Here |
| ION | Index Of Names |
| IONO | I Don’t Know |
| IOT | In Order To |
| IOTTCO | Intuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer |
| IOU | I Owe You |
| IOUD | Inside, Outside, Upside Down |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IPN | I’m Posting Naked |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| IRNCOT | I’d Rather Not Comment On That |
| ISAGN | I See A Great Need |
| ISH | Insert Sarcasm Here |
| ISO | In Search Of |
| ISS | I Said So -or- I’m So Sure |
| ISSOYS | I’m So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories |
| ISSYGTI | I’m So Sure You Get The Idea |
| ISTM | It Seems To Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWC | If Stupid Were a Crime |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ISYALS | I’ll Send You A Letter Soon |
| ITA | I Totally Agree |
| ITFA | In The Final Analysis |
| ITIGBS | I Think I’m Going To Be Sick |
| ITM | In The Money |
| ITMA | It’s That Man Again |
| ITS | Intense Text Sex |
| ITS A D8 | It’s A Date |
| ITSFWI | If The Shoe Fits Wear It |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IURI | If You Are Interested |
| IWALU | I Will Always Love You |
| IWBAPTAKYAIYSTA | I Will Buy A Plane Ticket And Kick Your Ass If You Say That Again |
| IWBNI | It Would Be Nice If |
| IWFU | I Wanna F*** You |
| IWIWU | I Wish I Was You |
| IWSN | I Want Sex Now |
| IYAM | If You Ask Me |
| IYAOYAS | If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Sh** |
| IYCSSNASDSAAA | If You Can’t Say Something Nice About Someone Don’t Say Anything At All |
| IYD | In Your Dreams |
| IYDMMA | If You Don’t Mind My Asking |
| IYFD | In Your F***ing Dreams |
| IYFEG | Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group |
| IYKWIM | If You Know What I Mean |
| IYKWIMAITYD | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO | In Your Opinion |
| IYQ | I Like You |
| IYSS | If You Say So |
| IYSWIM | If You See What I Mean |
| J/C | Just Checking |
| J/J | Just Joking |
| J/K | Just Kidding |
| J/O | Jerking Off |
| J/P | Just Playing |
| J/W | Just Wondering |
| J2LYK | Just To Let You Know |
| J4F | Just For Fun |
| J4G | Just For Grins |
| J4T or JFT | Just For Today |
| J5M | Just Five Minutes |
| JAD | Just Another Day |
| JAFO | Just Another F***ing Onlooker |
| JAFS | Just A F***ing Salesman |
| JAM | Just A Minute |
| JAS | Just A Second |
| JC | Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ |
| JDI | Just Do It |
| JDMJ | Just Doing My Job |
| Jealz | Jealous |
| JEOMK | Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard |
| JFH | Just F*** Her |
| JFI | Just For Information |
| JGMB | Just Google Me B*tch |
| JHO | Just Helping Out |
| JHOM | Just Helping out My (Mafia, Mob, Neighbors, etc.) |
| JHOMF | Just Helping Out My Friend(s) |
| JIC | Just In Case |
| JK | Just Kidding |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JMO | Just My Opinion |
| JOOTT | Just One Of Those Things |
| JP | Just Playing |
| JSU | Just Shut Up |
| JSYK | Just So You Know |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| JTLYK | Just To Let You Know |
| JTOL | Just Thinking Out Loud |
| JTOU | Just Thinking Of You |
| JUADLAM | Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey |
| JW | Just Wondering |
| K | OK |
| KAB | Kick Ass Bitch |
| KB | Kick Butt |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KCCO | Keep Calm & Carry On |
| kewl | it means cool |
| KFY -or- K4Y | Kiss For You |
| KHYF | Know How You Feel |
| KIA | Killed In Action |
| KIBO | Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out |
| KIPPERS | Kids In Parents’ Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KIT | Keep In Touch |
| kitty | code word for vagina |
| KITY | Keep It To Yourself |
| KK | Kiss Kiss -or- OK |
| KKK | it means «over» as in, waiting for your reply |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| KMBA | Kiss My Black Ass |
| KMFHA | Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass |
| KMP | Keep Me Posted |
| KMRIA | Kiss My Royal Irish Arse |
| KMSLA | Kiss My Shiny Little Ass |
| KMUF | Kiss Me You Fool |
| KMWA | Kiss My White Ass |
| KO | Knocked Out |
| KOK | Knock |
| KOTC | Kiss On The Cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss On The Lips |
| KPC | Keeping Parents Clueless |
| KS | Kill Stealer |
| kudt | Dutch for f***ed up life |
| KUTGW | Keep Up The Good Work |
| KWIM | Know What I Mean? |
| KWSTA | Kiss With Serious Tongue Action |
| KYBC | Keep Your Bum Clean |
| KYFC | Keep Your Fingers Crossed |
| KYNC | Keep Your Nose Clean |
| KYPO | Keep Your Pants On |
| KYSOTI | Keep Your Stick On The Ice |
| L | Laugh |
| L&R | Love and Respect |
| L/M | Left Message |
| L8R | Later |
| L?^ | Let’s hook up |
| [email protected] | Laughing At You -or- Laughing About You |
| LABATYD | Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die |
| LAFW | Listening (but) Away From Window |
| LAGNAF | Lets All Get Naked And F*** |
| LAOJ | Laughing At Own Joke |
| LAQ | Lame Ass Quote |
| LB?W/C | Like Bondage? Whips or Chains |
| LBR and LGR | Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room |
| LBS | Laughing But Serious |
| LBUG or LBIG | Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay |
| LD | Long Distance -or- Later Dude |
| LDIMEDILLIGAF | Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | Let’s Do The Time Warp Again |
| LF | Let’s F*** |
| LFTI | Looking Forward To It |
| LFU | Life»s F***ed Up |
| LG | Life’s Good -or- Long Gone |
| LGBT | Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender |
| LGMAS | Lord Give Me A Sign |
| LH | Laughing Hysterically |
| LH6 | Let’s Have Sex |
| LHK | Love Hugs Kisses |
| LHM | Lord Have Mercy |
| LHO | Laughing Head Off |
| LHOS | Lets Have Online Sex |
| LHSO | Let’s Have Sex Online |
| LHU | Let’s Hook Up |
| LIB | Lying In Bed |
| LIFO | Last In, First Out |
| LIG | Let It Go |
| LIR | Let It Rest |
| LIS | Laughing In Silence |
| LJBF | Let’s Just Be Friends |
| LKITR | Little Kid In The Room |
| LL | Livin’ Large |
| LLAP | Live Long and Prosper |
| LLOM | Like Leno on Meth |
| LLT | Looks Like Trouble |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause |
| LM46 | Let’s Meet For Sex |
| LM4a~##zzzz> | Let’s Meet For A Joint |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LMBAO | Laughing My Black Ass Off |
| LMBPO | Laughing My Booty Pop Off |
| LMFAO | Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| LMHO | Laughing My Head Off |
| LMIRL | Let’s Meet In Real Life |
| LMK | Let Me Know |
| LMKHTWOFY | Let Me Know How That Works Out For You |
| LMOA | Left a Message On your Answering machine |
| LMSO | Laughing My Socks Off |
| LMTA | Like Minds Think Alike |
| LMTC | Left a Message To Contact |
| LMTCB | Left Message To Call Back |
| LOB | Lying On Bed |
| LOK | Lots Of Kisses |
| LOL | Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots Of Love -or- Living On Lipitor |
| LOL WUSS | Laugh Out Loud With Unintentional Snort Sound |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOLROTF&ICGU | Laughing Out Loud Rolling On The Floor & I Can’t Get Up |
| LOLZ | Lots Of Laughs |
| LOMBARD | Lots Of Money But A Right Dick |
| LOML | Love Of My Life |
| LONH | Lights On, Nobody Home |
| LOOL | Laughing Outrageously Out Loud |
| LOOMM | Laughing Out Of My Mind |
| LOPSOD | Long On Promises, Short On Delivery |
| LORE | Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere |
| LOU | Laughing Over You |
| LOVE | Lots Of Voluntary Effort |
| LPC | Lead Pipe Cinch |
| LPOS | Lazy Piece Of Sh** |
| LRF | Little Rubber Feet |
| LSB | Life Sucks Balls |
| LSHITIPAL | Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little |
| LSHMBH | Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts |
| LSV | Language, Sex, Violence |
| LTF | Lick The Floor |
| LTHTT | Laughing Too Hard To Type |
| LTIC | Laughing ‘Til I Cry |
| LTIO | Laughing Til I Orgasm |
| LTM | Laughing To Myself |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long Time, No Type |
| LTR | Long Term Relationship |
| LTS | Laughing to Self |
| LTTIC | Look The Teacher Is Coming |
| LULU | Locally Undesireable Land Use |
| lulz | laughs or LulzSec |
| LUMTP | Love You More Than Pie |
| LUMU | Love You Miss You |
| LUMUMI | Love You Miss You Mean It |
| luser | loser |
| LUSM | Love You So Much |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LWU | Laughing With You |
| LWYS | Look What You Started |
| LY | Love You |
| LY4E | Love You Forever |
| LYA | Love You All |
| LYB | Love You Babe |
| LYCYLBB | Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye |
| LYKYAMY | Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You |
| LYL | Love You Lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | Love You Like A Sister |
| LYLB | Love You Later Bye |
| LYMI | Love You, Mean It |
| LYSOUAQ | Learn Your Sh** Or Up And Quit |
| LYWAMH | Love You With All My Heart |
| M | Mom |
| M2NY | Me Too, Not Yet |
| M4C | Meet for Coffee |
| M4M | Men for Men -or- Male for Male |
| m4w | men for women |
| M8 or M8s | Mate -or- Mates |
| MA | Mature Audience |
| MAYA | Most Advanced Yet Accessible |
| MB | Message Board |
| MBN | Must Be Nice |
| MBRFN | Must Be Real F***ing Nice |
| MCM | Man Crush Monday |
| MD | Doctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director |
| MDR | Mort De Rire |
| MEGO | My Eyes Glaze Over |
| meh | Who cares, whatever |
| MEJR | My Eyes Just Rolled |
| MF | My Friend |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device |
| MfG | Mit freundlichen Gruessen |
| MFIC | Mother F***er In Charge |
| MFRC | My Fingers Are Crossed |
| MFWIC | Mother F***er Who’s In Charge |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| mhhm | uh huh -or- yeah |
| MHOTY | My Hat’s Off To You |
| MHYF | Move How You Feel |
| MIA | Missing In Action |
| MIH | Make It Happen |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MIL | Mother-In-Law |
| MILF | Mother I’d Like to F*** |
| MINS | Minutes |
| MIRL | Meet In Real Life |
| MITIN | More Info Than I Needed |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place |
| MLA | Multiple Letter Acronym |
| MLAS | My Lips Are Sealed |
| mlm | giving the digital middle finger |
| MM | Market Maker -or- Merry Meet |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| mmk | mmm ok |
| MML | Made Me Laugh |
| MMYT | Mail Me Your Thoughts |
| MO | Move On |
| MOF | Matter Of Fact |
| MOFO | Mother F***er |
| MOMPL | MOMent PLease |
| MOO | Mud Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion -or- My Opinion Only |
| MOOC | Massive Open Online Course |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOP | MOment Please |
| MorF | Male or Female |
| MOS | Mom Over Shoulder |
| MOSS | Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTOS | Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS | Member(s) Of The Same Sex |
| MPFB | My Personal F*** Buddy |
| MRA | Moving Right Along |
| MRPH | Mail the Right Place for Help |
| MSG | Message |
| MSMD | Monkey See Monkey Do |
| MSNUW | Mini-Skirt No UnderWear |
| MSTA | Must See To Appreciate |
| MSTM | Makes Sense To Me |
| MT | empty -or- Modified Tweet |
| MTBF | Mean Time Before Failure |
| MTF | More To Follow |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MTLA | My True Love Always |
| MTMMFBWY | May the Micky Mouse Force Be With You |
| MTSBWY | May The Schwartz Be With You |
| MTSITN | More Than Ships In The Night |
| MUAH or MWAH | The sound of a kiss |
| MUBAR | Messed up Beyond All Recognition |
| MUSL | Missing You Sh** Loads |
| MUSM | Miss You So Much |
| MVA | Motor Vehicle Accident |
| MVA no PI | Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury |
| MVA w/PI | Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MWS | My Wife Says |
| MYL | Mind Your Language |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| N | No |
| N pic | Nice picture |
| N-A-Y-L | In A While |
| N/A | Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated |
| N/M | Nothing Much |
| N/T | No Text |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2M | Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much |
| N2MJCHBU | Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? |
| NAB | Not A Blonde |
| NADT | Not A Damn Thing |
| NAGB | Nearly Almost A Good Bridge |
| NAK | Nursing At Keyboard |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot Of People Know That |
| NAMAILU | Not As Much As I Love You |
| NASCAR | Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks |
| natch | Naturally |
| NATO | No Action, Talk Only |
| NAVY | Never Again Volunteer Yourself |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) |
| NB | Nota Bene |
| NB4T | Not Before Time |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NBFAB | Not Bad For A Beginner |
| NBFABS | Not Bad For A Bot Stopper |
| NBG | No Bloody Good |
| NBIF | No Basis In Fact |
| NBLFY | Nothing But Love For You |
| NBS | No Bull Sh** |
| NC | Nice Crib |
| NCG | New College Graduate |
| ND | No Date |
| NDN | Indian |
| ne | Any |
| ne-wayz | anyways |
| ne1 | Anyone |
| ne14kfc | anyone for KFC? |
| ne1er | anyone here? |
| Ne2H | Need To Have |
| NEET | Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training |
| NESEC | Any Second |
| NEV | Neighborhood Electric Vehicle |
| NEWS | North, East, West, South |
| NFBSK | Not For British School Kids |
| NFC | Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance |
| NFE | No F***ing Excuses |
| NFF | No F***ing Fair |
| NFG | Not F***ing Good |
| NFI | No F***ing Idea |
| NFS | Need For Sex -or- Network File System |
| NFW | No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way |
| NG | New Game |
| NGB | Nearly Good Bridge |
| NGH | Not Gonna Happen |
| NH | Nice Hand |
| NHOH | Never Heard Of Him/Her |
| NI4NI | An Eye For Any Eye |
| NICE | Nonsense In Crappy Existence |
| NIFOC | Nude In Front Of The Computer |
| NIGYYSOB | Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch |
| NIH | Not Invented Here |
| NIM | No Internal Message |
| NIMBY | Not In My Back Yard |
| NIMJD | Not In My Job Description |
| NIMQ | Not In My Queue |
| NIMY | Never In A Million Years |
| NINO | Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output |
| NISM | Need I Say More |
| NITL | Not In This Lifetime |
| NIYWFD | Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams |
| NJAPF | Not Just Another Pretty Face |
| NLL | Nice Little Lady |
| NLTBRU | Not Likely To Be Run Over |
| NM | Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or Not Much -or- Nice Move |
| nm, u | not much, you? |
| NME | Enemy |
| NMH | Not Much Here |
| NMHJC | Not Much Here, Just Chilling |
| NMP | Not My Problem |
| NMTE | Now More Than Ever |
| NMU | Not Much, You? |
| NN | Not Now -or- Need |
| NNCIMINTFZ | Not Now Chief, I’m In The F ***in’ Zone |
| NNR | Need Not Respond |
| nnsh | night night sweet heart |
| NNWW | Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink |
| NO | Not Online |
| no praw | no problem |
| NOA | Not Online Anymore |
| NOFI | No OFfence Intended |
| noob | also seen as: n00b -or- nub -or- no0blet |
| NOS | New Old Stock -or- Not Outside Sales |
| NOY | Not Online Yet |
| NOYB | None Of Your Business |
| NP | No Problem -or- Nosy Parents |
| NQA | No Questions Asked |
| NQOCD | Not Quite Our Class Dear |
| NR | Nice Roll |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NS | Nice Set -or- No Show |
| NSA | No Strings Attached |
| NSB | Not Sure But |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work |
| NSS | No Sh** Sherlock |
| NSTLC | Need Some Tender Loving Care |
| NTA | Not This Again |
| NTABOM | Now That’s A Bunch Of Malarkey |
| NTB | Not Too Bright |
| NTBN | No Text Back Needed |
| nth | nothing |
| NTIM | Not That It Matters |
| NTIMM | Not That It Matters Much |
| NTK | Nice To Know |
| NTL | nonetheless |
| NTM | Not That Much |
| NTMU | Nice To Meet You |
| NTTAWWT | Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That |
| NTW | Not To Worry |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUB | New person to a site or game |
| NUFF | Enough |
| NVM | NeVer Mind |
| NVNG | Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained |
| NW | No Way |
| NWAL | Nerd Without A Life |
| NWOT | New WithOut Tags |
| NWR | Not Work Related |
| NWT | New With Tags |
| NYC | Not Your Concern |
| NYCFS | New York City Finger Salute |
| O | Opponent -or- Over |
| OAO | Over And Out |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OB | Obligatory |
| OBE | Overcome By Events |
| OBO | Or Best Offer |
| OBTW | Oh By The Way |
| OBX | Old Battle Axe |
| OC | Original Character -or- Own Character |
| OCD | Obsessive Compulsive Disorder |
| ODTAA | One Damn Thing After Another |
| OF | Old Fart |
| OFAP | Old Fart At Play |
| ofc | of course |
| OG | Original Gangsta |
| OIC | Oh, I See |
| OICU812 | Oh I See, You Ate One Too |
| OIRWIS | Oh I Remember What I Said |
| OK | okay -or- all correct |
| OL | Old Lady |
| OLL | OnLine Love |
| OLN | OnLine Netiquette |
| OLO | Only Laughed Once |
| OM | Old Man |
| OMB | Oh My Buddha |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OME | Oh My Evolution |
| OMFG | Oh My F***ing God |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OMIK | Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard |
| OML | Oh My Lord |
| OMW | On My Way -or- Oh My Word |
| OMWT | On My Way Too |
| ONID | Oh No I Didn’t |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| ONUD | Oh No You Didn’t |
| OO | Over and Out |
| OOAK | One Of A Kind |
| OOC | Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control |
| OOF | Out Of Facility |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOO | Out Of Office -or- Out Of Commission |
| OOS | Out Of Stock |
| OOT | Out Of Touch |
| OOTB | Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue |
| OOTC | Obligatory On Topic Comment |
| OSIF | Oh Sh** I Forgot |
| OSINTOT | Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That |
| OST | On Second Thought |
| OT | Off Topic |
| OTASOIC | Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction |
| OTC | Over The Counter |
| OTF | Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone) |
| OTH | Off The Hook |
| OTL | Out To Lunch |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTP | On The Phone |
| OTR | On The Road |
| OTS | On The Scene -or- On The Spot -or- Off The Shelf |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTOMH | Off The Top Of My Head |
| OTW | Off The Wall -or- Otherwise |
| OUSU | Oh You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| OZ | Australia |
| P | Partner |
| P&C | Private & Confidential |
| P-ZA | Pizza |
| P/U | Pick Up |
| P2C2E | Process Too Complicated Too Explain |
| P2U4URAQTP | Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie |
| P911 | Parent Alert |
| PA | Parent Alert |
| PAL | Parents Are Listening -or- Peace And Love |
| PANS | Pretty Awesome New Stuff |
| PAW | Parents Are Watching |
| PAX | Passengers |
| PB | Potty Break |
| PBB | Parent Behind Back |
| PBEM | Play By EMail |
| PBIAB | Pay Back Is A Bitch |
| PBJ | Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock |
| PC | Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct |
| PCM | Please Call Me |
| PCMCIA | People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDA | Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection |
| PDOMA | Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PDS | Please Don’t Shout |
| PEBCAC | Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer |
| PEBCAK | Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard |
| PEEP | People Engaged and Empowered for Peace |
| peeps | people |
| pen15 | it stands for penis |
| PFA | Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached |
| PFC | Pretty F***ing Cold |
| PFM | Pure F***ing Magic |
| phat | Pretty Hot And Tempting |
| PHB | Pointy Haired Boss |
| PHS | Pointy Haired Stupidvisor |
| PIAPS | Pig In A Pant Suit |
| PIBKAC | Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair |
| PICNIC | Problem In Chair, Not In Computer |
| PIF | Paid In Full |
| PIMP | Peeing In My Pants |
| PIMPL | Peeing In My Pants Laughing |
| PIN | Person In Need -or- Personal Identification Number |
| PIR | Parent In Room |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| PITMEMBOAM | Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother |
| pix | pictures -or- photos |
| PLO | Peace, Love, Out |
| PLOKTA | Press Lots Of Keys To Abort |
| PLOS | Parents Looking Over Shoulder |
| PLS | Please |
| PLU | People Like Us |
| PLZ | Please |
| PM | Personal Message -or- Private Message |
| PMBI | Pardon My Butting In |
| PMF | Pardon My French |
| PMFJI | Pardon Me For Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML | Pissing Myself Laughing |
| PMP | Peeing My Pants |
| PMSL | Pissed MySelf Laughing |
| PNATMBC | Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain |
| PNATTMBTC | Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain |
| PNCAH | Please, No Cursing Allowed Here |
| PND | Possibly Not Definitely -or- Personal Navigation Device |
| PO | Piss Off |
| POAHF | Put On A Happy Face |
| POAK | Passed Out At Keyboard |
| POMS | Parent Over My Shoulder |
| PONA | Person Of No Account |
| POP | Photo On Profile, Point Of Purchase, Point Of Presence, Post Office Protocol |
| POS | Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** |
| POSC | Piece Of Sh** Computer |
| POSSLQ | Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters |
| POTATO | Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One |
| POTS | Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder |
| POTUS | President of the United States |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PP | Personal Problem |
| PPL | People -or- pay-per-lead -or- pay per lead |
| PPPPPPP or 7P | Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance |
| pron | porn |
| PRT | Partial ReTweet -or- Partial Retweet |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching |
| PS | Post Script |
| PSA | Public Service Announcement |
| PSO | Product Superior to Operator |
| PTH | Prime Tanning Hours |
| PTL | Praise The Lord |
| PTMM | Please Tell Me More |
| PTOYED | Please Turn Off Your Electronic Devices |
| PTP | Pardon The Pun |
| PTPOP | Pat The Pissed Off Primate |
| PU | That Stinks |
| puter | computer |
| PVP | Player Versus Player |
| pw | password |
| PWAS | Prayer Wheels Are Spinning |
| PWCB | Person Will Call Back |
| pwms | playing with myself |
| pwn | own |
| pwnt | owned |
| PWOMS | Parent Watching Over My Shoulder |
| PWP | Plot, What Plot? |
| PYFB | Pay Your F***ing Bill |
| Q | Queue -or- Question |
| Q2C | Quick To Cum |
| QC | Quality Control |
| QFT | Quoted For Truth -or- Quit F***ing Talking |
| QL | Quit Laughing |
| QLS | Reply |
| QOTD | Quote Of The Day |
| Quick Question -or- Cry More | |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | Cutie -or- Quiet |
| QYB | Quit Your Bitching |
| r | are |
| r u da? | Are You There? |
| r u goin | are you going? |
| R U there? | Are you there? |
| R&D | Research & Development |
| R&R | Rest & Relaxation |
| RAEBNC | Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment |
| RAF | Random As F*** |
| RAFO | Read And Find Out |
| RAT | Remotely Activated Trojan -or- Remote Access Tool |
| [email protected] | Right Back at Ya |
| RBAY | Right Back At You |
| RBTL | Read Between The Lines |
| RBU | Rainbows, Butterflies, Unicorns |
| RC | Remote Control |
| RCI | Rectal Cranial Inversion |
| RE | Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again |
| REHI | Hi Again |
| RESO | Reservation |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFP | Request For Proposal |
| RFR | Really F***ing Rich |
| RFS | Really F***ing Soon |
| RGR | Roger |
| RHIP | Rank Has Its Privileges |
| RHK | RoundHouse Kick |
| RIMJS | Really I’M Just Saying |
| RIYL | Recommended If You Like |
| RKBA | Right to Keep and Bear Arms |
| RL | Real Life |
| RLCO | Real Life Conference |
| RLF | Real Life Friend |
| RM | Remake |
| RMB | Rings My Bell |
| RMETTH | Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens |
| RMLB | Read My Lips Baby |
| RMMA | Reading My Mind Again |
| RMMM | Read My Mail Man |
| RN | Right Now |
| RNN | Reply Not Necessary |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROFLMAOASTC | Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat |
| ROR | Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) |
| ROTFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLMFAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTGL | Rolling On The Ground Laughing |
| ROTGLMAO | Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTM | Right On The Money |
| RPG | Role Playing Games |
| RRQ | Return Receipt reQuested |
| RRR | haR haR haR (instead of LOL) |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RSVP | Repondez S’il Vous Plait |
| RT | Real Time -or- ReTweet -or- Retweet |
| RTB | Returning To Base (home) |
| RTBM | Read The Bloody Manual |
| RTBS | Reason To Be Single |
| RTFAQ | Read The FAQ |
| RTFF | Read The F***ing FAQ |
| RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTFQ | Read The F***ing Question |
| RTH | Release The Hounds |
| RTK | Return To Keyboard |
| RTM or RTFM | Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTS | Read The Screen |
| RTSM | Read The Silly Manual |
| RTSS | Read The Screen Stupid |
| RTTSD | Right Thing To Say Dude |
| RTWFQ | Read The Whole F***ing Question |
| RU | Are You? |
| RU/18 | Are You Over 18? |
| RUFKM | Are You F***ing Kidding Me? |
| RUH | Are You Horny? |
| RUMCYMHMD | Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose? |
| RUMORF | Are You Male OR Female? |
| RUNTS | Are You Nuts? |
| RUOK | Are You OK? |
| RUS | Are You Serious? |
| RUSOS | Are You SOS (in trouble)? |
| RUT | Are You There? |
| RUUP4IT | Are You Up For It? |
| RU\18 | Are You Under 18? |
| RX | Regards |
| RYFM | Read Your Friendly Manual |
| RYO | Roll Your Own |
| RYS | Read Your Screen |
| S | Smile |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S2U | Same To You |
| S3<==8 | screwed in the ass |
| S4B | Sh** for Brains |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SADAD | Suck A Dick And Die |
| SAHM | Stay At Home Mom |
| SAIA | Stupid Asses In Action |
| SANM | Starting A New Message |
| SAPFU | Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups |
| SB | Stand By |
| SBI | Sorry ‘Bout It |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SBUG | Small Bald Unaudacious Goal |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SCUICHT | So Coked Up I Can Hardly Type |
| SDFB | Smoke Dope F*** B*tches |
| SDK | Scottie Doesn’t Know -or- Software Developer’s Kit |
| sec | wait a second |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SEG | Sh** Eating Grin |
| SEP | Somebody Else’s Problem |
| SETE | Smiling Ear To Ear |
| SEWAG | Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess |
| SF | Surfer Friendly -or- Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFB | Sh** For Brains |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| SFLA | Stupid Four Letter Acronym |
| SFP | Sorry For Partying |
| SFTTM | Stop F***ing Talking To Me |
| SFX | Sound Effects -or- Stage Effects |
| SGTM | Sounds Good To Me |
| SH | Sh** Happens |
| SHB | Should Have Been |
| shhh | quiet |
| SHID | Slap Head In Disgust |
| SHMILY | See How Much I Love You |
| SHTF | Sh** Hits The Fan |
| SHWASLOMF | Sitting Here With A Straight Look On My Face |
| SIA | Say It Again |
| SIC | Spelling Is Correct |
| SICL | Sitting In Chair Laughing |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SII | Seriously Impaired Imagination |
| SIL | Sister-In-Law |
| SIN | Stop It Now |
| SIP | Skiing In Powder |
| SIT | Stay In Touch |
| SITCOM | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SIUP | Suck It Up Pussy |
| SIUYA | Shove It Up Your Ass |
| SJ | Strong Jaws |
| sk8er | skater |
| sk8r | skater |
| Sknkr | Skincare |
| SL | Second Life |
| SLAP | Sounds Like A Plan |
| SLAW | Sounds Like A Winner |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SLM | See Last Mail |
| SLOM | Sticking Leeches On Myself |
| SLT | Something Like That |
| SM | Senior Moment |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SMAO | Sweating My Ass Off |
| SMB | Suck My Balls |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail |
| SMH | Shaking My Head |
| SMIM | Send Me an Instant Message |
| SMOP | Small Matter of Programming |
| smt | something |
| SN | Side Note |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOB | Son Of a B*tch |
| SOBT | Stressed Out Big Time |
| SODDI | Some Other Dude Did It |
| SOE | Start Of Exams |
| SOGOP | Sh** Or Get Off the Pot |
| SOH | Sense Of Humor |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOI | Self Owning Idiot |
| SOIAR | Sit On It And Rotate |
| SoIC | So I See |
| sok | it’s ok |
| SOL | Sh** Out of Luck |
| solomo | Social, Local, Mobile |
| some1 | someone |
| SOMF | Sit On My Face |
| SOMY | Sick Of Me Yet |
| SOOYA | Snake Out Of Your Ass |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SorG | Straight or Gay |
| SOS | Same Old Sh** -or- help |
| SOSAD | Same Old Song And Dance |
| SOT | Short On Time |
| SOTMG | Short On Time, Must Go |
| SOW | Speaking Of Which -or- Statement Of Work |
| soz | Sorry |
| SPOC | Single Point Of Contact |
| SRLB | Spoiled Rotten Little Brat |
| SRO | Standing Room Only |
| srsly | seriously |
| SSA | Ass Backwards |
| SSC | Super Sexy Cute |
| SSDD | Same Sh** Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| SSIA | Subject Says It All |
| STBX | Soon To Be Ex |
| STBY | Sucks To Be You |
| STD | Seal The Deal, Save The Date, Sexually Transmitted Disease, Stuff To Do |
| STFU | Shut The F*** Up |
| STFW | Search The F***ing Web |
| sth | something |
| STM | Spank The Monkey |
| STML | Short Term Memory Loss |
| STPPYNOZGTW | Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STS | So To Speak |
| STST | Sweet Tea SweeTie |
| STW | Search The Web |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SU | Shut Up |
| SUAC | Sh** Up A Creek |
| SUAKM | Shut Up And Kiss Me |
| SUFI | Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile |
| SUFID | Screwing Up Face In Disgust |
| SUL | Snooze You Lose |
| sup | what’s up? |
| sux | sucks |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess -or- SoftWare And Giveaways |
| SWAK | Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss |
| SWALBCAKWS | Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won’t Stick |
| SWALK | Sealed With A Loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| sweet<3 | sweetheart |
| SWF | Single White Female |
| SWIM | See What I Mean? |
| SWIS | See What I’m Saying |
| SWIT | Sit and Sweat |
| SWL | Screaming With Laughter |
| SWMBO | She Who Must Be Obeyed |
| SWU | So What’s Up |
| SxE | Straight Edge |
| SYK | So You Know |
| SYL | See You Later |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| SYT | See You Tomorrow |
| s^ | what’s up? |
| T&C | Terms & Conditions |
| T2UL | Talk To You Later |
| T2UT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| [email protected] | Talk At You Later |
| TA | Thanks Again |
| TABOM | That’s A Bunch Of Malarkey |
| TABOOMA | Take A Bite Out Of My Ass |
| TAF | That’s All, Folks |
| TAFN | That’s All For Now |
| TAH | Take A Hike |
| TAHITMOTS | There’s A Hole In The Middle Of The Sea |
| TAKS | That’s A Knee Slapper |
| TAM | Thanks A Million |
| TANJ | There Ain’t No Justice |
| TANSIT | There’s A New Sheriff In Town |
| TANSTAAFL | There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TAP | Take A Pill |
| TARFU | Things Are Really F***ed Up |
| TAS | Taking A Shower |
| TAW | Teachers Are Watching |
| TAYN | Thinking About You Now |
| TB | Titty Bar |
| TBA | To Be Advised |
| TBC | To Be Continued |
| TBD | To Be Determined |
| TBE | Thick Between Ears |
| TBH | To Be Honest |
| TBIU | The Bitch Is Ugly |
| TBT | Throwback Thursday |
| TBU | Thinking ‘Bout You |
| TBYB | Try Before You Buy |
| TC | Take Care |
| TCB | Trouble Came Back -or- Taking Care of Business |
| TCOB | Taking Care Of Business |
| TCOY | Take Care Of Yourself |
| TD&H | Tall, Dark and Handsome |
| TDM | Too Darn Many |
| TDTM | Talk Dirty To Me |
| TEOTWAWKI | The End Of The World As We Know It |
| TF | Too Funny |
| TFDS | That’s For Darn Sure |
| TFH | Thread From Hell |
| TFLMS | Thanks For Letting Me Share |
| TFM | Thanks From Me |
| TFMIU | The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable |
| TFN | Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice |
| TFS | Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute |
| TFTC | Thanks For The Cache |
| TFTHAOT | Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time |
| TFTT | Thanks For The Thought |
| TFTU | Thanks For The Update |
| TFX | Traffic |
| TFYS | The F*** You Say |
| TG4A | Thank God For Acronyms |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGGTG | That Girl/Guy has Got To Go |
| TGIF | Thank God It’s Friday |
| THX or TX or THKS | Thanks |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TIAIL | Think I Am In Love |
| TIC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TIGAS | Think I Give A Sh** |
| TILF | Teacher I’d Like to F*** |
| TILII | Tell It Like It Is |
| TIME | Tears In My Eyes |
| TINGTES | There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TISC | This Is So Cool |
| TISL | This Is So Lame |
| TISNC | This Is So Not Cool |
| TISNF | That Is So Not Fair |
| TISNT | That Is So Not True |
| TJBNJ | This Job Beats No Job |
| TK | To Come |
| TKO | Technical Knock Out |
| TKU4UK | Thank You For Your Kindness |
| tl;dr | too long; didn’t read |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TLC | Tender Loving Care |
| TLGO | The List Goes On |
| TLITBC | That’s Life In The Big City |
| TLK2UL8R | Talk To You Later |
| TM | Trust Me |
| TMA | Too Many Acronyms |
| TMALSS | To Make A Long Story Short |
| TMI | Too Much Information |
| TMSGO | Too Much Sh** Going On |
| TMTOWTDI | There’s More Than One Way To Do It |
| TNA | Temporarily Not Available |
| TNC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TNT | Til Next Time |
| TNTL | Trying Not To Laugh |
| TNX | Thanks |
| to go nookleer | to explode |
| TOBAL | There Oughta Be A Law |
| TOBG | This Oughta Be Good |
| TOM | Tomorrow |
| TOMTB | Taking Off My Training Bra |
| TOON | short for cartoon |
| TOPCA | Til Our Paths Cross Again |
| TOT | Tons Of Time |
| TOY | Thinking Of You |
| TP | Team Player -or- TelePort -or- Thanks Pal |
| TPC | The Phone Company |
| TPS | That’s Pretty Stupid |
| TPT | Trailor Park Trash |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TQM | Total Quality Management |
| TRAM | The Rest Are Mine |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks |
| tripdub | triple w |
| troo | true |
| TRP | Television Rating Points |
| TS | Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks |
| TSB | Tall, Sexy, Beautiful |
| TSIA | This Says It All |
| TSIF | Thank Science It’s Friday |
| TSNF | That’s So Not Fair |
| TSOB | Tough Son Of a B*tch |
| TSR | Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules |
| TSRA | Two Shakes of a Rat’s Ass |
| TSTB | The Sooner, The Better |
| TT | Big Tease |
| TTA | Tap That Ass |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTG | Time to Go |
| TTIOT | The Truth Is Out There |
| TTKSF | Trying To Keep a Straight Face |
| TTMF | Ta Ta MOFO |
| TTS | Text To Speech |
| TTT | That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too |
| TTTH | Talk To The Hand |
| TTTHTFAL | Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening |
| TTTKA | Time To Totally Kick Ass |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth |
| TTUL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYAWFN | Talk To You A While From Now |
| TTYIAF | Talk/Type To You In A Few |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later -or- Type To You Later |
| TTYOB | Tend To Your Own Business |
| TTYS | Talk To You Soon |
| TTYT | Talk To You Tomorrow |
| TU | Toes Up (as in dead) |
| TVM4YEM | Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail |
| TWD | Texting While Driving |
| TWHAB | This Won’t Hurt A Bit |
| TWHE | The Walls Have Ears |
| TWIMC | To Whom It May Concern |
| TWIT | That’s What I Thought |
| TWITA | That’s What I’m Talking About |
| TWIWI | That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It? |
| TWSS | That’s What She Said |
| TWTR | |
| TWU | That’s What’s Up |
| TXS | Thanks |
| TXT IM | Text Instant Message |
| TXT MSG | text message |
| TY | Thank You |
| TYCLO | Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off |
| TYG | There You Go -or- Thank You God |
| TYL | Text You Later -or- Thank You Lord |
| TYVM | Thank You Very Much |
| u | You |
| u up | are you up? |
| U-L | You Will |
| U2 | You Too |
| u8 | you ate? |
| UBS | Unique Buying State |
| UCWAP | Up a Creek Without A Paddle |
| UDH82BME | You’d Hate To Be Me |
| UDM | You’re the Man |
| UFN | Until Further Notice |
| UFUF | You F***, You Fix |
| UG2BK | You’ve Got To Be Kidding |
| UGC | User-Generated Content |
| UGFSU | Your Girlfriend’s Ugly |
| UGTR | You Got That Right |
| UNF | Universal Noise of Fucking |
| UNOIT | You Know It |
| unPC | unPolitically Correct |
| UNT | Until Next Time |
| UNTCO | You Need To Chill Out |
| UOK | Are You OK? |
| UPOD | Under Promise Over Deliver |
| ur | you are |
| UR2K | You Are Too Kind |
| URAPITA | You Are A Pain In The Ass |
| URSAI | You Are Such An Idiot |
| URW | You Are Welcome |
| URWS | You Are Wise |
| URYY4M | You Are Too Wise For Me |
| URZ | yours |
| USC | Up Sh** Creek |
| USCWAP | Up Sh** Creek Without A Paddle |
| USP | Unique Selling Proposition |
| UTM | You Tell Me |
| UV | Unpleasant Visual |
| UWIWU | You Wish I Was You |
| UWM | You Want Me |
| UX | User eXperience |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBMG | Very Big Mischievous Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VC | Venture Capital |
| VCDA | Vaya Con Dios, Amigo |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VFM | Value For Money |
| VGN | Vegan -or- Vegetarian |
| VIM | Very Important Member |
| VIP | Very Important Person |
| VIV | Very Important Visitor |
| VM | Voice Mail |
| VRBS | Virtual Reality Bull Sh** |
| VSF | Very Sad Face |
| VWD | Very Well Done |
| VWP | Very Well Played |
| w wult | what would you like to talk about |
| w’s^ | what’s up? |
| W/ | With |
| W/E | Weekend |
| W/O | Without |
| w/r/t | with regard to |
| w00t | We Own the Other Team |
| w4m | women for men |
| W8 | Wait |
| W9 | Wife in room |
| [email protected] | What? |
| WABI | What A Bright Idea |
| WABOC | What A Bunch Of Crap |
| WABOM | What A Bunch Of Malarkey |
| WACI | What A Cool Idea |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WADI | What A Dumb Idea |
| WAEF | When All Else Fails |
| WAFB | What A F***ing Bitch |
| WAFM | What A F***ing Mess |
| WAFS | Warm And Fuzzies |
| WAFU | What A F*** Up |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI | What An Idiot |
| WAK | What A Kiss |
| WAMBAM | Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar |
| WAS | What A Slut |
| WATI | What A Terrible Idea |
| WAW | Waiter/Actor/Webmaster -or- What A Whore |
| WAWI | What A Wonderful Idea |
| WAYD | What Are You Doing? |
| WAYN | Where Are You Now? |
| WB | Welcome Back -or- Write Back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WBU | What ‘Bout You? |
| WC | Who Cares -or- Water Closet |
| WCA | Who Cares Anyway |
| WCMTSU | We Can’t Make This Sh** Up |
| WCW | Woman Crush Wednesday |
| WD | Well Done |
| WDALYIC | Who Died And Left You In Charge? |
| WDDD | Woopie Doo Da Dey |
| WDR | With Due Respect |
| WDT | Who Does That? |
| WDYM | What Do You Mean? |
| WDYMBT | What Do You Mean By That? |
| WDYS | What Did You Say? |
| WDYT | What Do You Think? |
| WE | Whatever |
| WEG | Wicked Evil Grin |
| WETSU | We Eat This Sh** Up |
| WF | Way Fun |
| WFM | Works For Me |
| WG | Wicked Grin |
| WGAFF | Who Gives A Flying F*** |
| WGMGD | What Get’s Measured Get’s Done |
| WHYDTM | What Have You Done To Me? |
| WIBAMU | Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle |
| WIBNI | Wouldn’t It Be Nice If |
| WIIFM | What’s In It For Me |
| WIIFY | What’s In It For You |
| WIIWII | Well It Is What It Is |
| WILB | Workplace Internet Leisure Browsing |
| WILCO | Will Comply |
| WIM | Woe Is Me |
| WIP | Work In Process |
| wirld | world |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT | Wordsmith In Training |
| WITFITS | What In The F*** Is This Sh** |
| WITW | What In The World |
| WIU | Wrap It Up |
| wkewl | way cool |
| WLMIRL | Would Like to Meet In Real Life |
| WMHGB | Where Many Have Gone Before |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap |
| WMPL | Wet My Pants Laughing |
| WNOHGB | Where No One Has Gone Before |
| WOA | Work Of Art |
| WOG | Wise Old Guy |
| WOM | Word Of Mouth -or- Word Of Mouse |
| WOMBAT | Waste Of Money, Brains And Time |
| WOOF | Well Off Older Folks |
| woot | We Own the Other Team |
| WOP | With Out Papers |
| word | it means cool, a.k.a. word up |
| WOT | Waste Of Time |
| WOTAM | Waste Of Time And Money |
| WOTD | Word Of The Day |
| WP | Well Played |
| WRT | With Regard To -or- With Respect To |
| wru | where are you? |
| WRUD | What Are You Doing? |
| WRUDATM | What Are You Doing At The Moment? |
| WSU | What Say You? |
| WT | Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The |
| WTB | Want To Buy |
| WTDB | What’s The Difference Between |
| WTF | What The F*** |
| WTFDYJS | What The F*** Did You Just Say? |
| WTFGDA | Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass |
| WTFH | What The F***ing Hell |
| WTFWYCM | Why The F*** Would You Call Me? |
| WTG | Way To Go |
| WTG4a\%/ | Want To Go For A Drink |
| WTGP | Want To Go Private? |
| WTH | What The Heck |
| WTHIN | What The Hell Is Next |
| WTHOW | White Trash Headline Of the Week |
| WTMC | What The Mother C*** |
| WTMI | Way Too Much Information |
| WTN | What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now? |
| WTS | Want To Sell |
| WTSDS | Where The Sun Don’t Shine |
| WTSHTF | When The Sh** Hits The Fan |
| WTTM | Without Thinking Too Much |
| WU | What’s Up |
| WUF | Where You From |
| WUWH | Wish You Were Here |
| WUWHIMA | Wish You Were Here In My Arms |
| wuz | was |
| wuz4dina | What’s for dinner? |
| wuzup | what’s up? |
| WWJD | What Would Jesus Do? |
| WWNO | Walker Wheels Need Oil |
| WWSD | What Would Satan Do? |
| WWW | World Wide Web -or- World Wide Wait -or- What Went Wrong |
| WWY | Where Were You? |
| WX | Weather |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? |
| WYD | What You Doing? |
| WYFM | Would You F*** Me? |
| WYGISWYPF | What You Get Is What You Pay For |
| WYM | What do You Mean? |
| wymyn | women |
| WYP | What’s Your Problem? |
| WYRN | What’s Your Real Name? |
| WYS | Whatever You Say |
| WYSILOB | What You See Is A Load of Bullocks |
| WYSIWYG | What You See Is What You Get |
| WYSLPG | What You See Looks Pretty Good |
| WYT | Whatever You Think |
| WYTB | Wish You The Best |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| X | it means times |
| X-I-10 | Exciting |
| XLNT | Excellent |
| XME | Excuse Me |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses |
| XOXOZZZ | Hugs and Kisses and Sweet Dreams |
| XQZT | Exquisite |
| XTC | Ecstasy |
| XXCC | Kiss, Kiss, Hug, Hug |
| Y | Why? -or- Yes |
| YA | Yet Another |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YABA | Yet Another Bloody Acronym |
| YACC | Yet Another Calendar Company |
| YAF | Young Angry Female |
| YAFIYGI | You Asked For It You Got It |
| YAHOO | You Always Have Other Options |
| YAJWD | You Ain’t Just Whistling Dixie |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off Topic Message |
| YARBWYR | You’re A Right Bleed’n Wanker You Are |
| YATFM | You Are Too F***ing Much |
| YATI | You’re A Total Idiot |
| YAUN | Yet Another Unix Nerd |
| YB | You B*tch |
| YBF | You’ve Been F***ed |
| YBS | You’ll Be Sorry |
| YBY | Yeah Baby Yeah |
| YBYSA | You Bet Your Sweet Ass |
| YCMTSU | You Can’t Make This Sh** Up |
| YCMU | You Crack Me Up |
| YCT | Your Comment To |
| YDKM | You Don’t Know Me |
| YEPPIES | Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers |
| YF | Wife |
| YGBK | You Gotta Be Kidding |
| YGBSM | You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me |
| YGLT | You’re Gonna Love This |
| YGM | You’ve Got Mail |
| YGTBK | You’ve Got To Be Kidding |
| YGWYPF | You Get What You Pay For |
| YHM | You Have Mail |
| YIC | Yours In Christ |
| YIU | Yes, I Understand |
| YIWGP | Yes, I Will Go Private |
| YKW | You Know What? |
| YKWIM | You Know What I Mean |
| YLH | Your Loving Husband |
| YLLO | You Lie Like Obama |
| YLW | Your Loving Wife |
| YM | Your Mother |
| YMAK | You May Already Know |
| YMAL | You Might Also Like |
| YMBKM | You Must Be Kidding Me |
| YMMD | You Make My Day -or- You Made My Day |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YMYBNYCSII | You Made Your Bed Now You Can Sleep In It |
| YNGBT | You’re Not Gonna Believe This |
| YNK | You Never Know |
| YOLO | You Only Live Once |
| YOYO | You’re On Your Own |
| YR | Yeah Right |
| YRYOCC | You’re Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock |
| YS | You Stinker |
| YSAN | You’re Such A Nerd |
| ysdiw8 | why should i wait? |
| YSIC | Why Should I Care? |
| YSK | You Should Know |
| YSYD | Yeah, Sure You Do |
| YTB | You’re The Best |
| YTRNW | Yeah That’s Right, Now What? |
| YTTM | You Talk Too Much |
| YTTT | You Telling The Truth? |
| YUMPI | Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Idiot |
| YUPPIES | Young Urban Professionals |
| YVW | You’re Very Welcome |
| YW | You’re Welcome |
| YWIA | You’re Welcome In Advance |
| YY4U | Too Wise For You |
| YYSSW | Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever |
| zerg | To gang up on someone |
| ZMG or ZOMG | Oh My God |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
| M/ | Heavy Metal Music |
| ^5 | High Five |
| ^RUP^ | Read Up Please |
| ^URS | Up Yours |
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Популярные английские сокращения в интернете
В 21 веке краткость стала ближайшей сестрой не только таланта, но и близкой подругой большинства обладателей интернета. Краткость порой приходится близкой родственницей экономии времени и денег. Будь жив Пушкин, он разорился бы на отправке sms, пиши каждый раз «я помню чудное мгновенье, передо мной явилась ты…» вместо современного «ILY» (I Love You).
Будьте уверены, отправляя очередное «SY» (see you), что собеседник поймет вас правильно. Также советуем не писать подобные сообщения людям старшего возраста и не забывать о том, что в устной речи такие слова звучат, как минимум, странно, а для вашей бабушки еще и устрашающе.
Как не потеряться в мире аббревиатур и сокращений читайте ниже и прямо сейчас!
Самые распространенные и короткие не нуждаются в длительном представлении. Для тех, кому глаз режет «много букв», англоманы приспособили такие варианты написания распространенных слов:
b — beasap — as soon as possibleb4 — beforebout — aboutC — seedey — theyidk — I don’t knowl8er — latergr8 — greatstr8 – straightttyl — talk to you laterwht — whatw8 — waitU, Y — youu2 — you toocnt — can’tgd — goodluv — loven — andr — are1t — want2 — too, to2day — today4 — for
IMHO и FYIВы все еще думаете, что ИМХО – это брутальное «имею мнение хрен оспоришь»? Тогда мы идем к вам с разъяснениями.
Русское «ИМХО» стало отзвуком английского «IMHO», которое вовсе не отличается пафосной дерзостью, а вежливо напоминает, что всего лишь «по моему скромному мнению» -«In My Hummble Opinion».
Сокращение «FYI» (For Your Information) означает «к вашему сведению».
TNX или THXЭто не марка одежды или автомобиля. Маркой чего либо здесь вообще не пахнет: знакомое с детства выражение благодарности «спасибо» русскоязычные любители сокращений уменьшают до «спс», англоязычные — «thanks» чаще всего преобразовывают до «tnx», «thx» или «thanx». «Thank you» часто пишут акронимом «ty», что не имеет ничего общего с русским «ты».
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LOL«LOL» не имеет ничего общего с похожим по звучанию русским словом. Это всего-навсего акроним от «laughing out loud» или «lots of laughs», что дословно переводится как «смех вслух». Будьте аккуратны, поскольку некоторыми невинное «LOL» может быть расценено как туповатый смешок вроде «гы-гы-гы» или скептическое «ха-ха как смешно».
NP и YWВежливые люди отвечают на «спасибо» словом «пожалуйста». В водовороте событий сокращают торжественное «You’re welcome» до «yw»– «всегда пожалуйста» или «обращайся». «NP» не имеет ничего общего с тем, о чем вы успели подумать на русском – всего лишь легкое и беззаботное «no problem» — «не за что», «нет проблем».
PLZ и PLSПродолжим урок английской компьютерно-смсной вежливости: «PLZ» и «PLS» расшифровываются как «please»/ «пожалуйста».
Что значит XOXO?«ХОХО» — это не смех доброго Санты. Включите столько фантазии, сколько вам понадобится для понимания «Черного квадрата» Малевича.
«ХОХО» — это символьное изображение действия «hugs and kisses», что по-русски звучит как «целую-обнимаю». Где логика? Литера «X» напоминает сложенные бантиком губы и означает поцелуй.
Кто-то считает «X» символом двух целующихся людей, тогда левую и правую половинки представляют как отдельные губы. Литера «O» символизирует объятья между целующимися.
ROFLЗнаете, как это смеяться до боли в мышцах пресса? Фигурально выражаясь, кататься по полу от смеха. В английском «ROFL» означает то же самое: Rolling On the Floor Laughing.
WTFНе понимаете, что происходит, опешили от увиденного, искренне недоумеваете? «WTF» вам в помощь! Фраза «What the fuck?» переводится как “что за фигня? ” или даже “какого черта?”, имея компактный вариант «wtf».
OMGВ эту фразу можно вместить огромный спектр эмоций от радости до отвращения. «OMG» расшифровывается как «Oh, my God!» или же «О, боже!» на русском.
BRBВаше оживленное общение прерывает телефонный звонок? И «нет времени объяснять, скоро буду» упаковывается в три буквы «brb» — сокращение от фразы «be right back». Таким образом собеседник сообщает, что ушел, но обещал вернуться. Обычно после «brb» пишут причину отлучки, например: «brb, mom’s calling» или «brb, someone at the door».
RLYИ без того недлинное слово «Really», означающее «правда», «действительно», в сообщениях принялись сокращать до «RLY». Возможно, чтобы лишний раз не ошибиться в количестве букв «l» в данном слове?
BTWМежду прочим, акроним «BTW» и расшифровывается как «By The Way» или «между прочим» 🙂
AFK или g2gВам предстоит временная разлука с любимым компьютером? Нужно оторваться от клавиатуры? Спешите сообщить это в 3 символах «AFK» (Away From Keyboard) или «g2g»/ «GTG» (Got To Go) – пора идти.
AFAIKХотите высказать свое мнение с некой долей неуверенности? Тогда смело используйте тактичный акроним «AFAIK» (As Far As I Know), что по-русски звучит как “насколько мне известно”.
AC/DCХард-рок-группа «Эй-Си/Ди-Си» и официальное сокращение из физики «alternating current/direct current» (переменный/постоянный ток) могут пойти отдохнуть пока что.
В сленге выражение «AC/DC» означает «бисексуал». Сокращение добавило скандальных слухов об участниках известной группы.
Если вас интересует еще одно сленговое выражения слова «бисексуал» в Америке, вот же оно — «each way».
Сокращения и полезные фразы для интернет-переписки
Англичане, как и мы, в повседневной речи или переписке используют различные сокращения длинных слов или фраз. Для чего это нужно? Чтобы быстрее набрать сообщение и скорее донести свою мысль, уложиться в отведенное количество символов (например, в Твиттере).
Хотите общаться в чатах с иностранцами? Значит, вам необходимо знать популярные сокращения, которые часто встречаются в интернете. Кстати, «цифровой язык» уже получил свое название и выделяется в отдельную категорию — Digispeak (digital — «цифровой»)
Многие сокращения стали акронимами (видом аббревиатуры, который образуется благодаря начальным звукам слова) и используются в переписке чаще всего:
8 — ate (глагол to eat, «есть» в Past Simple)
Совет: Чтобы лучше понять сокращения — произнесите их вслух.
Зачастую, акронимы появляются именно из-за созвучия слов. Аналогичное правило можно применить и к сокращению или другой аббревиатуре в переписке — просто произнесите их вслух и попробуйте понять, какие слова или выражения они вам напоминают.
Например:
Some1 (someone) — кто-то Any1 (anyone) — любой Be4 (before) — перед тем, как 2day (today) — сегодня 4u (for you) — для тебя gr8 (great) — превосходно / отлично w8 (wait) — ждать / жду 2u (to you) — тебе
u2 (you too) — тебе тоже
И многие другие. Главное — включить фантазию!
А теперь разберем, что означают популярные сокращения и аббревиатуры самых ходовых разговорных фраз английском языке:
ASAP — As soon as possible («Как можно быстрее» или «Чем скорее, тем лучше»)
Это сокращение распространено в рабочей среде и понятно всем. Сокращение ASAP вышло далеко за пределы англоговорящих стран и используется по всему миру.
PLS, PLZ — Please (пожалуйста)
Сокращение, понятное без лишних комментариев. По-русски мы обычно пишем «плз» или «плиз».
THX — Thanks (спасибо)
Также, можно встретить и более короткий вариант: TU / TY (Thank you)
LOL — Laughing out loud («Смеюсь в голос» или «Громко хохочу»)
Пожалуй, одна из самых часто употребляемых аббревиатур в интернете. В русском языке известна просто как «лол».
ROFL — Rolling on the floor («Катаюсь по полу от смеха»)
То же самое, что и LOL, только еще смешнее. Так, что можно «живот надорвать от смеха».
OMG — Oh my god! Oh my goodness! Oh my gosh! («О, господи!»)
Это сокращение также вышло далеко за пределы англоязычных стран, и теперь «OMG» можно услышать в любом уголке мира. Включая также и его нецензурную версию OMFG (Oh my F**king God).
IDK — I don’t know («Я не знаю»)
Простое сокращение, встречающееся довольно часто.
DIKY — Do I know you? («Я тебя знаю?»)
Так можно написать незнакомому человеку, который обратился к вам в чате или написал впервые.
BRB — Be right back («Скоро вернусь»)
B2W — Back to work («Вернуться к работе»)
Это когда вы были BRB, но вернулись за свой компьютер и пишите коллегам в чате, что снова B2W, то есть, готовы работать дальше.
?4U — Question for you («Есть вопрос для тебя»)
Если не хочется писать полную фразу I have a question for you, то можно скинуть в чат собеседнику ?4U и начать задавать, собственно, сам вопрос.
IMHO — In my humble opinion («По моему скромному мнению»)
Это интересная аббревиатура была быстро подхвачена в России и превратилась в «ИМХО». Употребляется в случаях, когда вы хотите высказать свое мнение по какому-то вопросу, но подчеркиваете, что это лишь ваша субъективная точка зрения.
TTYL — Talk to you later («Поговорим позже»)
Сокращение от полной фразы I will talk to you later, означающей «Я поговорю с тобой позже».
CUL8R — See you later («Увидимся позже»)
Это один из тех вариантов, когда нужно произнести сокращение вслух чтобы понять, откуда оно взялось. Посмотрите список акронимов в самом начале статьи.
С = see; U = you; L8R = later
C U L eight R = see you later
Также, можно встретить другой вариант этой аббревиатуры: BCNUL8R — Be seeing you later, в которой B = be, а CN = seeing.
RUF2T — Are you free to talk? («Можешь говорить?»)
Еще одна аббревиатура, образованная из акронимов. Чтобы понять — лучше произнесите вслух.
R = Are; U = you; F = free; 2 = to; T = talk
R U F two T = are you free to talk
LU / LY — Love you («Люблю тебя») или ILU / ILY — I love you («Я люблю тебя»)
Или другой диалог, когда мама не знает, что такое WTF:
— Got an A in Chemistry! — WTF, well done, Mark! — Mom, what do you think WTF means?
— Well That’s Fantastic
Перевод:
— Получил пятерку по Химии! — WTF, отличная работа, Марк! — Мам, что по-твоему означает WTF?
— Ну, это фантастика
Чтобы не попасть в такую неловкую ситуацию, как Марк со своей мамой, изучите слова и фразы, приведенные в этой статье. Общайтесь в чатах на английском, и вы сможете чаще практиковать язык!
А сейчас самое время сказать B4N (Bye for now) или «пока»!
